The Jerky Journal

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 23:09:35 GMT

you know that feeling where you like someone and you're pretty damn sure they like you back and you just giggle all day...yeah.

-ricky

oh no hobo!

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:36:11 GMT

listen up kids. apearently, i've gotta be out by this weekend. yay! wait. that sucks. i have yet to talk to my mom, so it might be a little lnger, but not much. if anyone has any info on a cheap house, apartment, trailer, 2 story dorito bag, anything, please hit me up. right now were looking for anything $800 a month or less. unless you are looking for 2 roommates (4 if you include belle and tinycat.) anyway, thanks for reading and happy poo year.

-ricky

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:07:16 GMT

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:48:23 GMT

rejected...now to hide for 3 years.

-ricky

wii nerds

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:20:15 GMT

hey kids. as you may have known, i got the wii recently. it has been wonderful. everyone has been over playing the living hell out of this system. it's hard to say which game is the winner, bowling or "smackababy!" (and zelda for steffie). i just hooked it up to "our" internets so now you kids can mail or text me at w6487716591030161@wii.com and it'll go directly to my wii bulletin board. or, if you have a wii of your own, we'll trade friend codes. mine is 6487 7165 9103 0161. word. well, enough of my fanboy rant. i have surgery to perform. with dancing tumors no less.

-ricky

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:25:09 GMT

i have a wiirection...

-ricky

today, i might die...

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 15:14:10 GMT

before i willingly throw myself in front of rabid, snarling ps3, wii, and elmo fans, allow me to say that you kids are alright in my book. you might smell a little, but you got hearts of gold. or at least adamantium.

-ricky

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:46:23 GMT

I'M RICH BEEOTCH!!

-ricky

ps - now who wants to gimmie some lovin?

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:32:18 GMT

this is how old i am now. this is also how much sense i have. COINcidence? that is all.

-ricky

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 00:32:36 GMT

and even better

holy shit...

-ricky

Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:46:16 GMT

i really, really, REALLY, want a wii.

-ricky

ps - really.

i feel like a complete ass

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:20:51 GMT

because i am a complete ass.

-ricky

pudding shindig

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:30:46 GMT

pudding party!!! this friday? can you show up? pudding party!?! wrestling like idiots! PUDDING PARTY!!1! this friday??? PROBABLY!!!one!!1!

-ricky

ps - this is not a definate. just tell me if you can make it on friday.

whodafukisfuckin?!?!?

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 06:12:07 GMT

hi kids...remember me? no? grandpa stinky? (sorry...for some reason, i've taken to calling myself grandpa stinky..i have no clue why.)

well, for those of you who do, welcome to livejournal, it was here before myspace.

anyway...news...

1) due to stupidity, i'm no longer at the zoo, but tomorrow, i shall begin at toys r us in the video games section. bye bye moneys...

2) due to stupidity, i've become more and more interested in making music. one day it will be nothing but my "tardcore" music on my top 8

3) due to stupidity, tiny cat is stupid...just sayin...

4) due to stupidity, girls still scare me but i am trying to guilt the ladies into taking me out for a date. c'mon ladies...i look good with the lights out. and if you know someone, point them here... http://okcupid.com/profile?u=lego_delorean

5) due to stupidity...wait...stupidity? did someone say pudding party 2? *ahem* details soon

6) and finally, due to stupidity, i am wrapping this update up. keep it cool, kids.

-ricky

dangerously single

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 04:24:42 GMT

ladies...

you can help prevent this by just going out with ricky. please.

seriously, for the love of god.

please.

please?

-ricky

no...i don't have multiple personalities...why?

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:19:14 GMT

you should click this guy. he thinks that rap is so last week.

-ricky

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:59:41 GMT

i hate ly.

i hate the internets.

i hate ly for sucking me into the internets.

i have to name off 5 things to bribe me with, then choo choo choose 5 other people to do this.

fine, but i'm owed for this tomfoolery...

1> taco bell
2> animal crossing
3> fat beats
4> horror movies
5> titties

lauren, steffie, mike, and b...you're up.

oh...only 4?

dammit ly, go again.

From the desktop of Mopey Mcmopealot...

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:34:59 GMT

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 02:57:30 GMT

animal crossing...nintendo ds...help me...

-ricky

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 06:02:54 GMT

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:37:10 GMT

i'm posting this as a way for everyone to cheer up from my last post...

http://whyer.home.insightbb.com/banana.swf

-ricky

tragic loss in the family.

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:08:27 GMT

wow...i am speechless right now. seriously, i'm still in shock over the whole thing. we've known each other for quite a while and now you are gone. we've had tons of good times together and lots of people will miss you. it's too bad, i would've liked my kids and their kids to meet you. you were absolutely breathtaking, espessially when wet. you made the world seem brighter and bouncier. the way you bent and curled brought so much joy to so many different people. if there were more of you, the world would have finally found peace. so here's to you my old friend...

R.I.P Branden's Hair
2001 - 2005
"cut me and i shall come back more powerful"

-ricky

ps- you'll get your's someday, mom...oh yes...

damn...

Fri, 09 Dec 2005 05:28:46 GMT

i rule.

-ricky

damn nosey kids...

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:12:49 GMT

yes, yes, kids. it's ricky here. most of you have known about 85 delorean from the start, but it's official now. we have a fucking myspace. just like all of our coolest friends. the lab has been cooking nonstop for a little bit and the recording begins soon. for promise this time!

http://www.myspace.com/85delorean

-ricky

sorry about the bigness.

Thu, 27 Oct 2005 06:22:16 GMT

sorry it's so big, but it is a desktop and everyone wants to spread the truth about my cats.
tiny and belle to come later.

-ricky